10/16/2023 0 Comments Jokes about flat buttsSince booties are almost a religion for brothers he’s all over the conversation, getting lost in it. Talking about hip hop’s early backspoitation with songs like LL Cool J’s Big Ole Butt and Sir Mix a Lot’s Baby Got Back. Then crediting porn star John Stagliano’s videos, The Adventures of Buttman, with influencing popular culture. So the question is what do I do? Pump my backs full of cement and meat chunks in a dingy hotel room, get my stomach tucked or do the freakin’ Brazilian Butt Lift every day for the rest of my life?Īs with most things, I depend on trusted friends.įirst up is X. is today’s Marilyn Monroe and CoCo, well, I just can’t have a conversation about fat asses and not mention her. Imagine my complete devastation when I married that Prince and even he sat me down: “I love you, honey, but try to keep your stomach under control because otherwise it messes up your profile.” Nooooooooooo! Not him too! At first I tried guilting him into believing he was just being vain, but the truth is it’s hard when everywhere you turn there is another famous ass. However, the one thing that I always clung to was that one day I would meet a wonderful Prince who would love me for me. So I turned to bulimia, which helped for a while, but I had to quit when my periods stopped and my hair fell out. Eating two sweet potato pies in one sitting was no biggie. The reason I had a pouch in the first place was because I LOVED food. The only way to beat The Curse was to have a flat stomach. I had inherited The Flat Ass Curse that had been in my family for generations. It was also during high school that my mom broke down and told me the truth.
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